What follows is 25 of the greatest hockey quotes of all time. Some are funny, some are emotional, and some are just down right ridiculous. Mario Lemieux - NHL superstar. "One thing I hate is people screaming at me. If you want me to do something, talk to me. When someone screams at me to hurry. Hockey Quotes from BrainyQuote, an extensive collection of quotations by famous authors, celebrities, and newsmakers.